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WARNING: DO NOT proceed if you are a feminist, or have no sense of humor. This joke is NOT for you.
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Widely accepted at 100 pounds, but known to varies from 80 to 200 pounds per sample.
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with a false color layer.
2. Boils suddenly at nothing; Freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly treated.
5. Found in various states, from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
7. Able to produce a mysterious salty liquid that could render a grown male powerless.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, platinum, and a wide range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no logical reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly in saturation of alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous unless handled with care by experts; inexperienced hands could get burned quite easily if don't know the procedures by heart.
2. Illegal in most area to have more than one in procession, although several samples can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other. |
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| geez cant believe high school is over in 10 days, ,
o0o wait thats just for the c/o 2006 
for the rest of the under grads:
juniors: 365days
sophomore: 730days
freshmens: 1095days
hahaha, fukin losers!! |
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You scored as asian.
Yur asain!! |
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asian |
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100% |
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black |
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75% |
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white |
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25% |
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latino |
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25% |
no shyt!! | |
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| I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
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When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and
you are still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL |
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